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My one-on-one hatha yoga sesson
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14 years 4 months ago #2421
by Dharma Comarade
My one-on-one hatha yoga sesson was created by Dharma Comarade
I'm not sure if I've mentioned this, but I've joined a new, fancy luxurious health club in downtown SF that has an entire separate floor for a "mind-body" department that teaches yoga and stuff. The decor is all very asian and zen, it's like one big zen burger. They have about six little private rooms with cushions and stuff where one can go in alone and do yoga and meditate.
Anyway, as a new member I get two free sessions with a trainer and I picked a yoga trainer for mine. Before we started I admitted my lifelong fascination with yoga as well as my continued complete lack of flexibility that made me feel very awkward in group classes. (The whole thing makes me feel awkward actually but that is another story)
Anyway, at one point she admitted that, yes, I was very stiff but that I had an unsual awareness of my breath. How she got that I have no idea. I told her that my meditation practice was often concentrated on paying attention to my breath and she said something like, "oh, that makes sense," and seemed impressed.
Whatever she noticed about me and my breath is interesting to me. As a yoga teacher she must know something about such things. I must also admit that I feel a bit embarassed by how puffed up I got from this exchange ("see how freaking spiritual I am").
Anyway, as a new member I get two free sessions with a trainer and I picked a yoga trainer for mine. Before we started I admitted my lifelong fascination with yoga as well as my continued complete lack of flexibility that made me feel very awkward in group classes. (The whole thing makes me feel awkward actually but that is another story)
Anyway, at one point she admitted that, yes, I was very stiff but that I had an unsual awareness of my breath. How she got that I have no idea. I told her that my meditation practice was often concentrated on paying attention to my breath and she said something like, "oh, that makes sense," and seemed impressed.
Whatever she noticed about me and my breath is interesting to me. As a yoga teacher she must know something about such things. I must also admit that I feel a bit embarassed by how puffed up I got from this exchange ("see how freaking spiritual I am").
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14 years 4 months ago #2422
by Chris Marti
Replied by Chris Marti on topic My one-on-one hatha yoga sesson
"Whatever she noticed about me and my breath is interesting to me. As a yoga teacher she must know something about such things."
To risk sounding as cynical as Mike Monson periodically does, maybe she's just using an age-old sales ploy on you: compliment the man customer and he'll come begging for more yoga lessons.
To risk sounding as cynical as Mike Monson periodically does, maybe she's just using an age-old sales ploy on you: compliment the man customer and he'll come begging for more yoga lessons.

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14 years 4 months ago #2423
by Dharma Comarade
That's gotta be it!
How could she possibly tell I had some unsually good awareness of my breath? And, as I was leaving she did pitch some new member discounted set of 10 one on one lessons for some outrageous price that I inwardly scoffed at.
(maybe, just maybe, since she is always telling students to inhale for certain parts of certain poses and exhale for certain parts of others, she notices them, time and again, being confused about where their breath was at that moment? While I, with my uncanny respiratory awareness was clearly never confused?)
Replied by Dharma Comarade on topic My one-on-one hatha yoga sesson
"Whatever she noticed about me and my breath is interesting to me. As a yoga teacher she must know something about such things."
To risk sounding as cynical as Mike Monson periodically does, maybe she's just using an age-old sales ploy on you: compliment the man customer and he'll come begging for more yoga lessons.
-cmarti
That's gotta be it!
How could she possibly tell I had some unsually good awareness of my breath? And, as I was leaving she did pitch some new member discounted set of 10 one on one lessons for some outrageous price that I inwardly scoffed at.
(maybe, just maybe, since she is always telling students to inhale for certain parts of certain poses and exhale for certain parts of others, she notices them, time and again, being confused about where their breath was at that moment? While I, with my uncanny respiratory awareness was clearly never confused?)
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14 years 4 months ago #2424
by Chris Marti
Replied by Chris Marti on topic My one-on-one hatha yoga sesson
Yeah, you'd never be fooled (or flattered) by an obvious sales pitch like that. In my case, I'm a total sucker for that kind of thing. A pretty woman could probably sell me the Brooklyn Bridge. Twice.
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14 years 4 months ago #2425
by Dharma Comarade
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http://graph.facebook.com/658704623/picture?type=large
She seems very nice and sincere. Yet, a yogi has to make a living, right?
She seems very nice and sincere. Yet, a yogi has to make a living, right?
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14 years 4 months ago #2426
by Chris Marti
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14 years 4 months ago #2427
by Dharma Comarade
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I don't trust that dog.
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14 years 4 months ago #2428
by Chris Marti
Replied by Chris Marti on topic My one-on-one hatha yoga sesson
It's definitely a malcontent. The puppet master to the yoga instructor.
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14 years 4 months ago #2429
by Dharma Comarade
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